Have sex in an airplane for only $425

Plenty of people have fantasies of joining the ‘Mile High Club’ by cramping themselves into a tiny bathroom to have uncomfortable sex with the danger of being kicked off an airline forever. It doesn’t sound too enjoyable. But what if you were given space and allowed to do it?

A private airline in Cincinnati called Flamingo Air is offering hour-long flights for $425. It includes chocolate, champagne, and enough room to maneuver.

The pilots are described as very “discreet,” and there seems to be some level of privacy. Sort of. Business owner Dave MacDonald tells the NYDN “I have had a high heel in my ear once, been shot in the back of the head with a champagne cork, and thank God we wear headsets.”

Some may be turned off by the removal of the element of danger, but if this thing takes off, business-wise, expect airlines in other cities to start offering up similar deals. The price is comparable to a night at a lux hotel.


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